Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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