it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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