You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The struggles of a small town man whore
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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