Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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