I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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