he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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