none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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