Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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