So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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