The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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