I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
vagina is talking i cant
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize