So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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