I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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