I must be too annoying 4 u.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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Is Oprah even human
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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