I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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