So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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