Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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