Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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