so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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