She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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