I didn't shave. On purpose
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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