this beer tastes like vomit already
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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