You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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