Me. At least after what I've been through.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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