I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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