I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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