My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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