Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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