Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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