fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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