me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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