I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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