i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
