pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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