I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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