No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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