You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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