I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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