I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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