the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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