Its about making memories worth repressing
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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