It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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