idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
God, I missed his penis.
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