He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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