you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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