that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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