wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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