I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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