you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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