you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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