So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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