that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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