it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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