It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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