Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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