It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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