i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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